My Laffy Taffy Joke Journal (Edited by My Dad)
In all likelihood, someone delivering a package you’ll need to sign for.
How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, of course.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It had an innate sense of direction and didn't rely on an "app" on its telephone to navigate.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Again, one, unless they have a disability that affects their vision or motor skills, irrespective of their hair color.
A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. Independent of each other, I bet it happens all the time. It wouldn't be particularly noteworthy if they were together, however. It's 2018.
What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom-feeder, and the other has put in considerable time and money at law school all to be relegated to under-appreciated clerical work.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Brian, if you think the answer is anything other than "one", we need to sit down and talk.