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Frank Opinions I Refuse To Defend

Frank Opinions I Refuse To Defend

  1. I'll pick up a penny but nickels are trash.
     
  2. Men don't give enough credit to the humble basket.
     
  3. Enough with the melted-cheese money shots! Recipe GIFs should end with fast-motion footage of the food decomposing and getting eaten by ants.
     
  4. Velvet isn't as sexy as it thinks it is.
     
  5. Pedestrians at crosswalks: if I’m in my car waiting for you, give me a wave or a lil’ hoppity-hop so I know we’re in this together.
     
  6. Raisins? No thanks, I’ll take grapes and time.
     
  7. Cell phones killed the pocket watch, but guess what’s coming back once you can download porn straight to your stupid face? (Famine. This is a trick question; the answer was famine.)  
     
  8. Robots and ghosts are two sides of the same coin.
     
  9. Get it together batteries: there are too many types of you. Just be one size and let me stack you up.
     
  10. Humans should be real proud of math. On the whole we’re garbage, but math puts a real shine on us.
     
  11. Older man who dyes his hair jet black? Gross. Quit fighting your age, it’s making me cringe.
     
  12. Same person but add a bold lip and a smokey eye? Go get it, kind stranger, biology is a ruse!
Will Seltzer Water Kill You?

Will Seltzer Water Kill You?

We Need To Talk About Your Deliverables

We Need To Talk About Your Deliverables